Jun 3rd, 2012

penny4mythoughtz:

itsdamnfunny:

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

What is another word for a thesaurus?

If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?

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Jun 3rd, 2012
jesss1xo:

<3
Jun 3rd, 2012

vuh-jj:

kanyewestvirginia:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw

god dammit i hate clowns

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Jun 3rd, 2012
brandonsxxx:

lord
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